HA. Your silly earth programming languages are so laughable that we are 
delaying our take over because the brief research of your kind has showed us that
you pose no serious threat to our superior space alien minds. 

Regardless, we still plan on taking your most precious resource away from you:
this thing you call "time." HA. So silly!  Time...

See you in "the future" HAHA. 

- Organic space beings from the planet Tummy Baby


STATION.